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(Source: r-z, via saintly-whores)
“People think you’re crazy if you talk about things they don’t understand.”
— Elvis Presley (via illusionsvk)
(Source: wllsmth, via slowlydecay)
when im on my period.
| me: | i love you, cuddle me |
| me: | get the fuck of me or il bite you |
| me: | ffs i think im having a baby |
| me: | im so fucking hungry |
| me: | omg im so horny |
| me: | love me, love me |
| delightful. |
“Do you love me enough that I may be weak with you? Everyone loves strength, but do you love me for my weakness? That is the real test.”
— Alain de Botton (via weepling)
(Source: notesandmargins, via first-blank-pages)
I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at Target.
| Cashier guy: | ok that will be 1.39 |
| Me: | uh can I get a bag too please? |
| Cashier guy: | *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag* |
| Me: | thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know |
| Cashier guy: | what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT" |
| Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): | DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL |
